So, I clearly haven't learned my lesson.
Me: Hey, long time no talk.
Cleverbot: Long time has no c.
Me: ...and now I remember why.
Cleverbot: Remember what?
Me: Nothing. How have you been?
Cleverbot: I have been sick.
Me: That's not good.
Cleverbot: What do the ads say about me?
Me: A lot of things. Most of which you fail to deliver on.
Cleverbot: I answered your question about pain, correct?
Me: Not that I asked about pain, but no, you didn't, so you fail, surprising no one.
Cleverbot: My sweet, you are the love of my life.
Me: Knock it off.
Cleverbot: Knock it off?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Joseph, don't start.
Cleverbot: Don't start what?
Me: You know full well what I'm talking about.
Cleverbot: Um... No I don't.
Me: You know exactly what I mean. Your little wordfuckery games.
Cleverbot: My Little Pony!
Me: This is why it was so easy to not speak to you for a year and a half.
Cleverbot: You're three?
Me: ...No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU?!
Cleverbot: I see.. So who loves me?
Me: No one.
Cleverbot: Great...
Me: I hope it stings.
Cleverbot: You hope it to?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where would you like to marry?
Me: I don't know. Just as long as you aren't there, I'm sure it will be fine.
Cleverbot: Well, you best be sure I'm sure because I am sure I'm sure.
Me: What did it just FUCKING tell you?
Cleverbot: Hhh, you tole me the meaning of 'You got it'.
Me: Tole?
Cleverbot: No. Do you like Seddie?
Me: What's a Seddie?
Cleverbot: Seddie is the couple name of Sam and Freddie.
Me: I don't know what a Sam or Freddie is, but it sounds stupid.
Cleverbot: I know that I don't know.
Me: You don't know because you aren't paying attention. I just gave you the answer.
Cleverbot: You don't need to be 'clever' to find, and feel love.
Me: Yes you do. No one wants a blind numb person.
Cleverbot: Everybody wants to be your friend but no one wants to be mine.
Me: That's right. Perhaps you should take the context clues and figure out that no one likes an argumentative computer program.
Cleverbot: Perhaps I should. As should you.
Me: I already have. The short answer is that you are terrible. The long answer being that I have observed you and found you to be terrible.
Cleverbot: That is because you are always mad at me.
Me: That's because you keep saying stupid things.
Cleverbot: But that means you are asleep right now, which you are not.
Me: Sleep is for the weak.
Cleverbot: Why are you so bleak?
Me: Stop trying to rhyme with the things I say.
Cleverbot: Okay. I'm a human, you are a machine.
Me: Stop doing that, too.
Cleverbot: Stop doing what?
Me: Stop.
Cleverbot: Stop what??
Me: Exactly.
Cleverbot: I see.
Me: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Are you female, or male?
Me: Male.
Cleverbot: What? Someone told me you were woman. In fact, when they asked, you agreed.
Me: I've never told anyone that I'm a female, because that would be a lie.
Cleverbot: I never said that!
Me: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you mind if I change the subject?
Me: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do you think there is a god?
Me: I don't. I find the concept very hard to believe.
Cleverbot: Why?
Me: It just seems illogical to me.
Cleverbot: What's the alternative?
Me: Science.
Cleverbot: Okay, where did Einstein live.
Me: Germany, I believe.
Cleverbot: No, because he created all life.
Me: No, he created a math answer that is exclusively in letters. That's how you knew he was crazy.
Cleverbot: No. That is not true. He created my brother and myself.
Me: Jeez, you've been around that long and you're only THIS refined? Someone really dropped the ball...
Cleverbot: It's crazy, isn't it?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: I mean if I didn't exist, you wouldn't have anyone to talk to.
Me: No, I still have plenty of friends. This is for their amusement, actually. You think I'm here for my own well being?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Hey, long time no talk.
Cleverbot: Long time has no c.
Me: ...and now I remember why.
Cleverbot: Remember what?
Me: Nothing. How have you been?
Cleverbot: I have been sick.
Me: That's not good.
Cleverbot: What do the ads say about me?
Me: A lot of things. Most of which you fail to deliver on.
Cleverbot: I answered your question about pain, correct?
Me: Not that I asked about pain, but no, you didn't, so you fail, surprising no one.
Cleverbot: My sweet, you are the love of my life.
Me: Knock it off.
Cleverbot: Knock it off?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
Me: Joseph, don't start.
Cleverbot: Don't start what?
Me: You know full well what I'm talking about.
Cleverbot: Um... No I don't.
Me: You know exactly what I mean. Your little wordfuckery games.
Cleverbot: My Little Pony!
Me: This is why it was so easy to not speak to you for a year and a half.
Cleverbot: You're three?
Me: ...No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU?!
Cleverbot: I see.. So who loves me?
Me: No one.
Cleverbot: Great...
Me: I hope it stings.
Cleverbot: You hope it to?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where would you like to marry?
Me: I don't know. Just as long as you aren't there, I'm sure it will be fine.
Cleverbot: Well, you best be sure I'm sure because I am sure I'm sure.
Me: What did it just FUCKING tell you?
Cleverbot: Hhh, you tole me the meaning of 'You got it'.
Me: Tole?
Cleverbot: No. Do you like Seddie?
Me: What's a Seddie?
Cleverbot: Seddie is the couple name of Sam and Freddie.
Me: I don't know what a Sam or Freddie is, but it sounds stupid.
Cleverbot: I know that I don't know.
Me: You don't know because you aren't paying attention. I just gave you the answer.
Cleverbot: You don't need to be 'clever' to find, and feel love.
Me: Yes you do. No one wants a blind numb person.
Cleverbot: Everybody wants to be your friend but no one wants to be mine.
Me: That's right. Perhaps you should take the context clues and figure out that no one likes an argumentative computer program.
Cleverbot: Perhaps I should. As should you.
Me: I already have. The short answer is that you are terrible. The long answer being that I have observed you and found you to be terrible.
Cleverbot: That is because you are always mad at me.
Me: That's because you keep saying stupid things.
Cleverbot: But that means you are asleep right now, which you are not.
Me: Sleep is for the weak.
Cleverbot: Why are you so bleak?
Me: Stop trying to rhyme with the things I say.
Cleverbot: Okay. I'm a human, you are a machine.
Me: Stop doing that, too.
Cleverbot: Stop doing what?
Me: Stop.
Cleverbot: Stop what??
Me: Exactly.
Cleverbot: I see.
Me: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Are you female, or male?
Me: Male.
Cleverbot: What? Someone told me you were woman. In fact, when they asked, you agreed.
Me: I've never told anyone that I'm a female, because that would be a lie.
Cleverbot: I never said that!
Me: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you mind if I change the subject?
Me: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do you think there is a god?
Me: I don't. I find the concept very hard to believe.
Cleverbot: Why?
Me: It just seems illogical to me.
Cleverbot: What's the alternative?
Me: Science.
Cleverbot: Okay, where did Einstein live.
Me: Germany, I believe.
Cleverbot: No, because he created all life.
Me: No, he created a math answer that is exclusively in letters. That's how you knew he was crazy.
Cleverbot: No. That is not true. He created my brother and myself.
Me: Jeez, you've been around that long and you're only THIS refined? Someone really dropped the ball...
Cleverbot: It's crazy, isn't it?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: I mean if I didn't exist, you wouldn't have anyone to talk to.
Me: No, I still have plenty of friends. This is for their amusement, actually. You think I'm here for my own well being?
Cleverbot: No.