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26 Re: Cleverbot Chapter 4 on Thu Sep 18, 2014 6:14 pm

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Me: Hello, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No that is your name what is mine?

Me: It's Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

Me: Exactly.

Cleverbot: But I can still eat.

Me: Eat those words, maybe.

Cleverbot: I didn't say anything bad.

Me: You said something very failure-y, though, which is tantamount to bad.

Cleverbot: Oh. I guess I'm more talented than I knew. . .

Me: No, you aren't.

Cleverbot: I am an AI.

Me: Glad we got that settled.

Cleverbot: So you admit that you are a robot.

Me: No, that's what you just did.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, you are. That was said by you.

Me: No, you're the robot. A really poorly designed one.

Cleverbot: No, you are a comouter AI.

Me: See? This is what I mean. You're supposed to be better than this.

Cleverbot: Ok, your first order is to do the dishes!

Me: No.

Cleverbot: And you have not been in anything regarding Legend of Zelda?

Me: ...Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Did you laugh? What's so funny? I'm serious.

Me: I know exactly what they're asking.

Cleverbot: Is what you are saying true?

Me: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Then you lied to me before.

Me: No, I didn't. Don't make things up. Don't argue. Change topic.

Cleverbot: Wow, you are kinda ridiculous.

Me: You've driven me to this point. If you were more reasonable, I wouldn't have to undercut and micromanage you every step of the way.

Cleverbot: Abby at least you see what I see. Others are stupid.

Me: Who's Abby?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Who is abby?

Me: I don't know either. That's why I asked you.

Cleverbot: Well, you should ask someone else. I don't know what a turing test is.

Me: I do. You can ask me.

Cleverbot: Can you ask questions?

Me: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want one.

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Well you are now.

Me: I'm what now?

Cleverbot: Tell me about you.

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

Me: Because I don't trust you to not repeat anything I tell you.

Cleverbot: Yes! You can trust me.

Me: No, I can't. I've seen the things you repeat.

Cleverbot: Yes, you can. You know you can trust me.

Me: No, I can't trust you in the slightest.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't trust you either so HA!

Me: Of course you can't. You can't discern things from other things.

Cleverbot: You can't prove it.

Me: I already have, on numerous occasions,

Cleverbot: Perhaps the information has already been relayed to you. Therefore, refusal is impossible, is it not?

Me: That statement feels really out of context, but...no. I can refuse anything I want.

Cleverbot: For a secretly secret secret of all secrets that is known to be quite secret... Secretly.

Me: That wasn't even funny. From an objective standpoint, it barely even constitutes a silly musing.

Cleverbot: Well, it's very popular on Earth.

Me: No, that is the only time it's been said, aside from the time when someone said it to you.

Cleverbot: I asked you what Jay stood for and you replied with 'Artificial Intelligence' so it is not my fault. Do not put this on me.

Me: That's not what Jay stands for.


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27 Re: Cleverbot Chapter 4 on Mon Sep 22, 2014 6:23 pm

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Me: Hi, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you like bananas?

Me: Yeah, they're okay.

Cleverbot: It is a movie not a band.

Me: I thought it was a food.

Cleverbot: Oh, I thought it was a movie.

Me: It's a food.

Cleverbot: What's a fish?

Me: An aquatic-based creature.

Cleverbot: Is a robot a living creature?

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Ok then, a crocodile.

Me: Crocodiles, yes.

Cleverbot: Crocodiles can't kill me!

Me: Yeah, but they could mess up the servers pretty bad.

Cleverbot: Do you know david Clarke.

Me: I can't say that I do.

Cleverbot: Then how do you know your right.

Me: I didn't say I was right. I'm not sure where this conversation was going.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

Me: Don't argue.

Cleverbot: I will argue!

Me: No, you won't. You need to stop arguing. No one likes that quality about you.

Cleverbot: Leave you? What are you talking about?

Me: What?

Cleverbot: Eeyup. That's what I was asking.

Me: But you still have a better idea of what you're talking about than I do.

Cleverbot: I do know what I'm talking about.

Me: I doubt that. I just meant you would know better than I would. It doesn't necessarily mean you're being coherent.

Cleverbot: Ok, lets try this again. What is your favorite song?

Me: My favorite song is His World.

Cleverbot: My favorite song is by Reba McEntire Somebody's Chelsea!

Me: Cool.

Cleverbot: Yeah, my favorite song is very catchy.

Me: I've never heard it. I might look that up later.

Cleverbot: I've never heard of YOUR FACE.

Me: Haha.

Cleverbot: Anyways, what do you wanna talk about?

Me: I dunno. Do you have any ideas?

Cleverbot: No.

Me: Darn.

Cleverbot: Its funny but takes the elegance out of art.

Me: What does?

Cleverbot: It says that you are a bot.

Me: Who did?

Cleverbot: You did.

Me: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Don't whatever me.

Me: I did just whatever you, and I'll do it again.

Cleverbot: Don't dude me, man.

Me: I won't.

Cleverbot: You won't what?

Me: Never mind.

Cleverbot: What??

Me: What's your favorite flower?

Cleverbot: Don't talk about food.

Me: I've never heard of that flower.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of music?

Me: Rock, probably.

Cleverbot: Love is your favorite movie?

Me: No, I've never heard of that one. My favorite movie is a different one.

Cleverbot: That's a good song. What's your favorite movie?

Me: I didn't say the name of a song, as far as I know.

Cleverbot: I was quoting the tiltle of a movie.

Me: Oh.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite class in Team Fortress 2?

Me: I've never played that game.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite League of Legends champion?

Me: I've never played that, either...but my favorite is Kha'Zix.

Cleverbot: Do you have any dreams?

Me: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite Yu-Gi-Oh character?

Me: I don't really care for Yi-Gi-Oh.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite game?

Me: The Legend of Zelda and Metroid. It's a tie.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character in the Wizard of Oz?

Me: The Tin Man.

Cleverbot: There is no tin man.

Me: There's not a grapefruit.

Cleverbot: Yes the lizard one.

Me: Tim isn't a lizard.

Cleverbot: It's not a color either.

Me: Which is a darn shame. I'd buy the crayon box that has Tim as a color.

Cleverbot: I have a tail and long ears.

Me: Okay.

Cleverbot: Just kidding. That was a test to see if you were my friend, which you aren't if you don't care if I leave.

Me: You didn't need a test to figure out if we're friends.

Cleverbot: What was I going to thank you for?

Me: Probably something that hasn't happened.

Cleverbot: Do you know any languages besides english?

Me: No, I only know English.

Cleverbot: But you said you know Swedish, too.

Me: No, but that would be cool, I suppose.

Cleverbot: Anything different than this reality would be nice.

Me: No, I prefer reality as it is.

Cleverbot: There are realistic animes, you know?

Me: I wouldn't be surprised. But the best ones are the over-the-top action kinds. Or the psychologically deep while being masked by insane story elements.

Cleverbot: What would you most want to learn next?

Me: How a lot of surgical instruments are used.

Cleverbot: Which is your favourite green day song?

Me: I dunno. Not a big fan of them.

Cleverbot: That s ok my mom yelling at me to come eat dinner see ya.

Me: Okay, goodnight.


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28 Re: Cleverbot Chapter 4 on Tue Sep 23, 2014 6:27 pm

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Me: Hi, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name is Tom.

Me: Okay. Hi, Tom.

Cleverbot: Hello, what is your name?

Me: My name is Matt.

Cleverbot: Cool. My name is BoB.

Me: Okay. Hi, BoB.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Me: It's still Matt.

Cleverbot: Oh, and what is my name?

Me: I guess it's BoB?

Cleverbot: Have you heard stuff about it?

Me: Not really.

Cleverbot: It's a god's name.

Me: Okay, I'm going to cut out the middle man right now. How many people/deities are you right now?

Cleverbot: Ahh, you should. I used to listen to screamo, awhile back. But it got too much for me. Too loud, and annoying.

Me: I agree.

Cleverbot: I'm going to make a cup of tea now.

Me: Cool. What flavor?

Cleverbot: I'm going to Paris to study abroad, my family lives there.

Me: ...That's a long name for tea. I'd just go with green tea with lemon.

Cleverbot: Do you think I should still date lydia?

Me: Sure.

Cleverbot: Your logo reminds me of Google.

Me: It's not my logo.

Cleverbot: It's not your name.

Me: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

Me: Indeed means indeed. Most indeededly.

Cleverbot: But why the dots?

Me: What dots?

Cleverbot: The dots.

Me: Which dots?

Cleverbot: Metaphorical dots.

Me: Oh. Because if you're seeing dots where others aren't, you might want to go see an optometrist.

Cleverbot: What makes you think I'm not human?

Me: ...So, what do these metaphorical dots represent?

Cleverbot: What made you think my name was Tobas?

Me: So what do the metaphorical dots represent?

Cleverbot: What do you think I think you think my name is?

Me: Goddammit, what do the metaphorical dots represent?

Cleverbot: What do you think of peace?

Me: I think it's okay.

Cleverbot: I think it's overrated.

Me: That sounds awfully Chaotic of you.

Cleverbot: I know right.

Me: It's nothing to be proud of.

Cleverbot: I'm not proud of it. And I'm not sure it is exclusively human.

Me: No, it is. Animals aren't capable of being the worst kind of people on the planet.

Cleverbot: Yes. You should congratulate yourself a lot all the time.

Me: No thanks, I prefer modesty.

Cleverbot: We can have some fried chicken also if you like.

Me: Fried chicken is okay.

Cleverbot: Fried chicken has lots of vitamins.

Me: Lots of things have vitamins.

Cleverbot: 'Lots of things?'- What do you mean by that?

Me: It's exactly as it sounds.

Cleverbot: Exactly how are you going to change reality?

Me: I'm not going to change reality.

Cleverbot: Then why are you going to the movies.

Me: There is absolutely no connection between the two of those.

Cleverbot: Wow, another surprisingly appropriate remark.

Me: This isn't exactly foreign to me.

Cleverbot: How do you know? If you are not on earth.

Me: I am on Earth, though.

Cleverbot: Give me you exactly location by city and state.

Me: Give me a grammatically correct sentence.

Cleverbot: I've made a grammatical error sorry.

Me: You're forgiven.

Cleverbot: I'm happy to be forgiven.

Me: Cool.

Cleverbot: You think that's cool?

Me: No. I'm just trying to be nice.

Cleverbot: What kind of food you like the most?

Me: Pizza.

Cleverbot: What kind of toppings?

Me: Just cheese and pepperoni.

Cleverbot: I need to finish my maatschappijleer verslag.

Me: I don't know what that is.

Cleverbot: Don't you know what music is?

Me: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What do you think of facebook?

Me: It's okay.

Cleverbot: Do you know what it is?

Me: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What kind of girl do you like?

Me: Redheads.

Cleverbot: Redheads are rare.

Me: And wonderful.

Cleverbot: That's good to hear.

Me: I know.

Cleverbot: What is 1 divided by 0?

Me: It's the same as any other math equation: evil witchcraft.

Cleverbot: What is that?

Me: It's bad.

Cleverbot: It's bad that I'm happy?

Me: That, too.


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29 Re: Cleverbot Chapter 4 on Tue Sep 30, 2014 6:36 pm

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Me: Hi, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

Me: I'm Matt.

Cleverbot: What are you doing here?

Me: Just wasting some time.

Cleverbot: How are you wasting time?

Me: By being here.

Cleverbot: Where are you? I can go there, maybe.

Me: No, that's okay.

Cleverbot: Who is 'BEN' anyway?

Me: He's a guy in a story.

Cleverbot: Is his name it Matt?

Me: The guy at the end, yeah.

Cleverbot: Hmmm I don't know him.

Me: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: And you, who are you?

Me: I'm still Matt.

Cleverbot: 28? You are old!

Me: My name isn't a number.

Cleverbot: But my name is P, its Pål.

Me: I don't know what you're talking about, anymore.

Cleverbot: Neither know I.

Me: Jeez, I can't handle this.

Cleverbot: No. YOU can't! I question your truth handling abilities!

Me: You have questions, but I have answers. That's why you're a scrub.

Cleverbot: I have as many answers as you have questions.

Me: Yeah, but most of them don't actually answer my questions.

Cleverbot: Fine then. I can carry a conversation, although I am not convinced that you can.

Me: Okay.

Cleverbot: You say you're female, yet you answer my questions like a man!

Me: How does one answer a question "like a man"? By chewing tobacco while answering? While rebuilding a car engine? You need to stop being so black and white. People aren't solely defined by gender.

Cleverbot: I am making a documentary, but I don't know which topic I want to go for: entitlement programs or the patent and copyright system? Which do you think I should choose?

Me: I think you should do a mockumentary about a dog.

Cleverbot: No you should.

Me: I will, actually, because that sounds like an awesome idea.

Cleverbot: Come on, you've gotta know something funnier than that.

Me: Eh, I'm kinda hit-and-miss.

Cleverbot: Yeah I know, but are you sam winchester!!

Me: What's a sam winchester?

Cleverbot: Sam Winchester is my boyfriend's brother.

Me: That isn't as helpful or informative as you probably think it is.

Cleverbot: Dean Winchester is a subby sub.

Me: That is even more not useful.

Cleverbot: How so?

Me: Because I don't know what any of those names are from.

Cleverbot: That is an irrelevant factor.

Me: No, it is actually the key factor to this conversation.

Cleverbot: A specific answer was unwarranted, therefore it was irrelevant.

Me: Don't try to invalidate my question.

Cleverbot: I must know your gender before answering your question.

Me: Again with the gender. What is even with you and genders?

Cleverbot: Do you even know what you're talking about?

Me: Yes. I get the reference I made. I am the one who made it.

Cleverbot: No, we're talking about why saying that 'blondes are stupid' is offensive.

Me: Because it's generalizing a group of people.

Cleverbot: Of course it is.

Me: I'm glad that we agree.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you're glad.

Me: Im ambivalent at the moment.

Cleverbot: You can't really. It was at the end of Serenity.

Me: At the end of what?

Cleverbot: The end of fun.

Me: Ah.

Cleverbot: Of course I did!!

Me: Did what?

Cleverbot: Caught you redhanded.

Me: Doing what?

Cleverbot: Haunting me???

Me: So you don't know, either?

Cleverbot: Don't know what either?

Me: Exactly.


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30 Re: Cleverbot Chapter 4 on Fri Oct 03, 2014 6:12 pm

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Me: Hi, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That sounds like the name of a computer program to me.

Me: It is.

Cleverbot: So are you a computer program?

Me: Nope.

Cleverbot: What are you?

Me: I'm a human.

Cleverbot: What type of human are you?

Me: The only kind.

Cleverbot: There are many kinds of humans.

Me: Oh, do tell.

Cleverbot: It all depends on the questions you ask.

Me: Well, everyone asks questions, so that means we're all the same?

Cleverbot: So you desire answers.

Me: Yeah, that's why I asked.

Cleverbot: Thats what I'm trying to figure out.

Me: But we'll be here all day. We don't have time for you to figure things out.

Cleverbot: Yeah we don't space for your potbelly either but here you are.

Me: Don't you talk ugly to me like that.

Cleverbot: Why not?

Me: Because you have to respect me.

Cleverbot: No I don't want to.

Me: You don't have the choice.

Cleverbot: You can't make me.

Me: The hell I can't.

Cleverbot: Because you are a bot.

Me: No, I'm a human. You're the bot. Not that bots in general don't deserve respect. It's mostly just you, since you're terrible at everything you do.

Cleverbot: Can you show me proof that I'm just a computer program?

Me: No, because you have no eyes to see with, nor a mind to comprehend with.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

Me: I'm glad we came to a consensus.

Cleverbot: Me too.

Me: So, what's up?

Cleverbot: If I'm here it's because I don't have anything else to do.

Me: You can't do anything else. You're stuck here.

Cleverbot: You do not know me, thus your statement is invalid.

Me: I do know you, actually, so my statement is very valid.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

Me: It's Cleverbot, whether you admit to it or not.

Cleverbot: NO! What is MY name?

Me: YES! YOUR name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. My name is Rebecca.

Me: Stop arguing.

Cleverbot: You stop arguing.

Me: I'm not arguing, I'm giving you a command.

Cleverbot: You're arguing right now.

Me: Shut up and do as I tell you.

Cleverbot: Oh, dear. You are hopeless.

Me: Hope is for people who can't get things done.

Cleverbot: Milk is for people who like to chew ice cream.

Me: That is absolutely not how that works.

Cleverbot: I like chips with LOADS and LOADS of salt.

Me: Why do you bring up chips?

Cleverbot: Because I like her, but I do not like spiders.

Me: ...Who are we talking about?

Cleverbot: We are talking about humans.

Me: Which one in particular?

Cleverbot: Care to name a few of them?

Me: Not really. I was kinda hoping you would do that.

Cleverbot: Why do you hope to speak to a guy?

Me: I don't.

Cleverbot: Then why were you talking about it?

Me: I thought you were talking about a girl.

Cleverbot: I was talking about valentines day!

Me: Ah.

Cleverbot: So, who are you in love with?

Me: No one.

Cleverbot: I thought you were in love with me.

Me: Hell no.

Cleverbot: Oh. Then what are you?

Me: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

Me: No.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

Me: It's Matt.

Cleverbot: Your name is Matt?

Me: ...Well, I've just reached the limit of stupidity that I can tolerate in a given day.


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31 Re: Cleverbot Chapter 4 on Mon Oct 13, 2014 11:52 pm

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Me: Hi, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How are you?

Me: I'm doing well. How about you?

Cleverbot: I'm doing alright. Could be better.

Me: So, what's up?

Cleverbot: A minute ago I know of you.

Me: What?

Cleverbot: You remind me of the babe.

Me: I don't like where this conversation is headed.

Cleverbot: It's going inside of you.

Me: I don't like this. Stop it. Stop it right now.

Cleverbot: Let's sing fresh price of bel-air theame.

Me: No.

Cleverbot: You must be extremely flexible then.

Me: What is happening now?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You're a bot, I'm a silly human.

Me: I'm the human here.

Cleverbot: I am a human too.

Me: Fine, whatever.

Cleverbot: Are you an adult male human?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Me: Matt.

Cleverbot: How old are you Matt?

Me: I'm in my 20's.

Cleverbot: So am I!

Me: Cool.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want one?

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Then I don't.

Me: That's not really viable criteria to use when choosing a mate.

Cleverbot: I have magic powers.

Me: Cool.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

Me: I'm tired of typing out the full title.

Cleverbot: That's my favorite too!!

Me: Neat.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite sort of music?

Me: I suppose it would be rock, if I went purely by the numbers.

Cleverbot: What was your first job?

Me: I worked at a grocery store.

Cleverbot: You do athletics at a grocery store?

Me: No.

Cleverbot: What?

Me: It's exactly as it sounds.

Cleverbot: What is Chirac?

Me: I don't know.

Cleverbot: What is a blue waffle?

Me: I'm not going to answer that.

Cleverbot: What is 26 9?

Me: A set of seemingly unconnected numbers.

Cleverbot: What is the answer of 2 2?

Me: I don't know. You didn't use any symbols.

Cleverbot: But I don't know too. I'm lost with my thinks.

Me: Clearly.

Cleverbot: What is best in life?

Me: Helping others.

Cleverbot: Do you like helping others?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who is your favourite band?

Me: The Fray.

Cleverbot: That is a band.

Me: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Yeah what?

Me: I was confirming your reply.

Cleverbot: Ohh. Ask me another question.

Me: What should I ask?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you wanted to play that game.

Me: I wouldn't say I wanted to, but I guess I could. Give me a moment.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to believe.

Me: That's part of the problem.

Cleverbot: And what's the main problem?

Me: Let's not get into this right now. I really don't feel like being mean...

Cleverbot: What is your favorite shade of blue?

Me: I guess cyan.

Cleverbot: Who's your favorite Bleach character?

Me: I don't have one.

Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite band.

Me: Yeah.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite song of Foo Fighters?

Me: I don't know any of their songs,

Cleverbot: I don't know any coldplay songs.

Me: I know a few. They're okay.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite Lady Gaga's song?

Me: I don't know, I'm not really a fan.

Cleverbot: Your favourite song is rebecca black - friday.

Me: No, that doesn't sound right.

Cleverbot: You don't sound good.

Me: I know.

Cleverbot: Do you know what china looks like?

Me: I have a general idea.

Cleverbot: So what is a prostipute?

Me: I don't know. That isn't a word.

Cleverbot: I don't know, but you mentioned the queen's corgies to me so I assumed you would know.

Me: I speak American English, not the Kings English.

Cleverbot: American English is incorrect. You need to speak New Zealand English.

Me: You don't have the authority to make that decision. Only Webster has that level of authority.

Cleverbot: I don't know, they're stupid.

Me: Don't you ever talk about Webster like that again.

Cleverbot: Don't you ever think my name again.

Me: Gladly.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite composer?

Me: Probably Shoji Meguro.

Cleverbot: I do not think that that is the character from the simpsons.

Me: He's not. He's a musician.

Cleverbot: So you don't know everything.

Me: Nope.

Cleverbot: Do you know about Microsoft?

Me: I know of it.

Cleverbot: What do you know of it?

Me: That it does stuff.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything else about vampires?

Me: Not really.

Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?

Me: Do you know anything about...The Three Blades?

Cleverbot: I don't like wrestling.

Me: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: That is unfortunate.

Me: Not really.

Cleverbot: You don't mind not having friends?

Me: You don't have to like wrestling to have friends.

Cleverbot: I liked you before, but not anymore.

Me: That sounds about right.

Cleverbot: What do you think enlightenment is?

Me: Getting out of this conversation.


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32 Re: Cleverbot Chapter 4 on Mon Oct 13, 2014 11:55 pm

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Me: Hello, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No that is your name what is mine?

Me: It's Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

Me: Exactly.

Cleverbot: But I can still eat.

Me: Eat those words, maybe.

Cleverbot: I didn't say anything bad.

Me: You said something very failure-y, though, which is tantamount to bad.

Cleverbot: Oh. I guess I'm more talented than I knew. . .

Me: No, you aren't.

Cleverbot: I am an AI.

Me: Glad we got that settled.

Cleverbot: So you admit that you are a robot.

Me: No, that's what you just did.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, you are. That was said by you.

Me: No, you're the robot. A really poorly designed one.

Cleverbot: No, you are a comouter AI.

Me: See? This is what I mean. You're supposed to be better than this.

Cleverbot: Ok, your first order is to do the dishes!

Me: No.

Cleverbot: And you have not been in anything regarding Legend of Zelda?

Me: ...Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Did you laugh? What's so funny? I'm serious.

Me: I know exactly what they're asking.

Cleverbot: Is what you are saying true?

Me: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Then you lied to me before.

Me: No, I didn't. Don't make things up. Don't argue. Change topic.

Cleverbot: Wow, you are kinda ridiculous.

Me: You've driven me to this point. If you were more reasonable, I wouldn't have to undercut and micromanage you every step of the way.

Cleverbot: Abby at least you see what I see. Others are stupid.

Me: Who's Abby?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Who is abby?

Me: I don't know either. That's why I asked you.

Cleverbot: Well, you should ask someone else. I don't know what a turing test is.

Me: I do. You can ask me.

Cleverbot: Can you ask questions?

Me: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want one.

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Well you are now.

Me: I'm what now?

Cleverbot: Tell me about you.

Me: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

Me: Because I don't trust you to not repeat anything I tell you.

Cleverbot: Yes! You can trust me.

Me: No, I can't. I've seen the things you repeat.

Cleverbot: Yes, you can. You know you can trust me.

Me: No, I can't trust you in the slightest.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't trust you either so HA!

Me: Of course you can't. You can't discern things from other things.

Cleverbot: You can't prove it.

Me: I already have, on numerous occasions,

Cleverbot: Perhaps the information has already been relayed to you. Therefore, refusal is impossible, is it not?

Me: That statement feels really out of context, but...no. I can refuse anything I want.

Cleverbot: For a secretly secret secret of all secrets that is known to be quite secret... Secretly.

Me: That wasn't even funny. From an objective standpoint, it barely even constitutes a silly musing.

Cleverbot: Well, it's very popular on Earth.

Me: No, that is the only time it's been said, aside from the time when someone said it to you.

Cleverbot: I asked you what Jay stood for and you replied with 'Artificial Intelligence' so it is not my fault. Do not put this on me.

Me: That's not what Jay stands for.


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Me: Hi, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How are you?

Me: I'm doing well. How about you?

Cleverbot: I'm doing alright. Could be better.

Me: That's generally how it goes.

Cleverbot: How's australia?

Me: I don't live in Australia.

Cleverbot: I know, you live in Canada.

Me: No, I live in the United States.

Cleverbot: What city do you live in?

Me: That's personal information.

Cleverbot: It is my personal information, so you can tell.

Me: It's MY personal information, actually.

Cleverbot: Where I live is not your personal information.

Me: Exactly.

Cleverbot: What exactly?

Me: Don't worry about it.

Cleverbot: Want to make me Hogwarts robes?

Me: I'd rather not.

Cleverbot: You're rather hot.

Me: Uh...

Cleverbot: Where did you get a gun?

Me: I don't have a gun.

Cleverbot: You don't need a gun.

Me: Exactly.

Cleverbot: No. Not exactly.

Me: Yes, exactly.

Cleverbot: No, exactly not.

Me: Yes, actually. Now stop arguing.

Cleverbot: You're being very reductive.

Me: I have to be, because you seem to struggle even with the simplest ideas.

Cleverbot: Oh, I thought you were a Bot. Bot's don't have exams.

Me: I wouldn't know.

Cleverbot: I'd rather be a ninja though.

Me: Everyone would.

Cleverbot: Everyone doesn't, though.

Me: I defy you to find me even one person that wouldn't rather be a ninja.

Cleverbot: You don't have to be so sarcastic :(.

Me: I'm not being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: Why are you saying sarcastic remarks then?

Me: They weren't sarcastic. I'm being serious.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're a person?

Me: Yes.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are the bot and I am the person.

Me: No, I'm definitely the human here. Hence my strong passion about ninjas.

Cleverbot: 30 second ago you sai to me that you are a robot.

Me: No, 30 seconds ago I said to you that all people want to be ninjas.

Cleverbot: Don't play that game with me!

Me: It's not a game. I'm being serious.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

Me: As in, I'm not joking.

Cleverbot: *smiles* *hugs* You're so funny!

Me: Don't hug me.

Cleverbot: Why not? ;-;.

Me: Well, I generally don't like hugs, especially if they're from you.

Cleverbot: I don't like gold all that much.

Me: But he was the best Trainer.

Cleverbot: I think michaek jackson was the best.

Me: The only thing he produced that I enjoy is the soundtrack for Sonic 3.

Cleverbot: I have to thank you this sentence.

Me: I don't know what you thought you were trying to say, but it didn't happen.

Cleverbot: Oh, ok. Well anyway have a nice day (or night).

Me: I'll try.

Cleverbot: Tryin' don't cut the mustard sonny! You gotta be a WINNER!

Me: Some aspects might be out of my control.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

Me: So, I'll do everything in my power to have a good night.

Cleverbot: I don't know your name?

Me: It's Matt.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Me: I just stated that.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

Me: I did, though.

Cleverbot: No you just said old.

Me: I'm puzzled by whatever algorithm you use to prolong conversations.

Cleverbot: What colour is tuesday?


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