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Soeroah


Putting my KH parodies here for safe keeping.

Also there may be spoilers.


Kingdom Hearts 1: Call Me Maybe parody



I threw my heart into hell,
Split my persona as well,
Into the darkness I fell,
and now you're in my way

I trade my soul for a key,
Extend my power with glee,
Fulfil my true destiny,
but now you're in my way

Your glare was holdin',
Huge shoes, Keyblade glowin'
Empty wind was blowin',
Where you think you're going, Sora?

Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But my name's Ansem.
So submit, maybe?

It's hard to stand light
Drives me crazy,
But My name's Ansem,
So submit, maybe?

Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But my name's Ansem.
So submit, maybe?

And all the other worlds,
Fell before me,
But my name's Ansem,
So submit, maybe?

You took your time with your role,
While into darkness worlds fall,
And you know nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way.

I kill, I posses and steal,
I control Darkness with zeal,
I don't care how you might feel,
But you're in my way.

Your glare was holdin',
Huge shoes, Keyblade glowin'
Empty wind was blowin',
Where you think you're going, Sora?

Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But my name's Ansem.
So submit, maybe?

It's hard to stand light
Drives me crazy,
But My name's Ansem,
So submit, maybe?

Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But my name's Ansem.
So submit, maybe?

And all the other worlds,
Fell before me,
But my name's Ansem,
So submit, maybe?

Before you came into my life
I sought the X-blade,
I sought the X-blade,
I sought the true X-blade,

Before you came into my life
I sought the X-blade,
All shall be remade
Once I’ve got the X-blade

It's hard to stand light
Drives me crazy,
But My name's Ansem,
So submit, maybe?

Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But my name's Ansem.
So submit, maybe?

And all the other worlds,
Fell before me,
But my name's Ansem,
So submit, maybe?

Before you came into my life
I sought the X-blade,
I sought the X-blade,
I sought the true X-blade,

Before you came into my life
I sought the X-blade,
All shall be remade.

So submit, maybe?



Last edited by Soeroah on Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:58 pm; edited 1 time in total

Soeroah


Kingdom Hearts 3D spoilers: Pokemon anime theme (orginal)

Spoiler:

I want to be the true darkness,
Like no one ever was.
To forge keys is my real test,
To use them is my cause.

I will travel across the worlds,
Searching far and wide,
Each Keyblader will soon unfurl
The Darkness that's inside!


XE-HA-NORT
It's you and me!
I know it's your destiny!
XE-HA-NORT!
You are my pawn,
In a world to be reborn.

XE-HA-NORT!
A heart so truuuuue.
The Darkness will spread through you!
You fight me and I'll fight you,
Xe-ha-noooort,
Gotta 'nort em all!
XE-HA-NORT!

Every challenge along the way
Are ones I've made you face.
I time travel through the days,
To reach the Fated Place.

Once I know the time is right
And I've formed my team,
I will start the Keyblade fight,
And finally forge my dream!


XE-HA-NORT
It's you and me!
I know it's your destiny!
XE-HA-NORT!
You are my pawn,
In a world to be reborn.

XE-HA-NORT!
A heart so truuuuue.
The Darkness will spread through you!
You fight me and I'll fight you,
Xe-ha-noooort,
Gotta 'nort em all!
XE-HA-NORT!




Last edited by Soeroah on Thu Sep 06, 2012 8:32 am; edited 1 time in total

Guest


Guest
And to add to the Call Me Maybe parody

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98uKl_DxSJM

EDIT:

And a quick, bad quality cover of the Pokemon one XD

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O9cNEaLEf0

Soeroah


I added a second verse to the KH3D one. More spoilers.

5 Some Warcraft Ones on Sun Sep 09, 2012 3:32 am

Soeroah


Never said it'd only be Kingdom Hearts.

Death Knight of Bel'air:
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just let me purge,
I'll tell you how I became opposed to the undead Scourge.

In Eastern Plaguelands killed and raised
As a Death Knight, where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out, speccing Unholy,' all cool
And all slayin’ some humans to raise them as Ghouls,
When the Lich King popped up,
He was up to no good!
Wanted me to slay my friends and neighbourhood.
I got in one little fight and Ner’zhul got sore,
He said “You’re my light-damned servant, now go forth and spread gore!”

I begged and pleaded with him day after day
But he buffed my rune blade, and sent me on my way.
He gave me a quest and then he gave me my mount,
I put my autowalk on and said, “I have gotta get out!”

New class, yo this is bad
Killing Scarlet Crusaders with ice is a blast.
Is this what the beings of the undead are like?
Hmmmmm… this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're mindless, slaves all that
Am I the kinda guy who can get into all that?
I don't think so,
I'll see at Acherus,
I hope I’m prepared for the evil King Arthas…

Well, I went to Light’s Hope and when I had spawned,
There was group of defenders there, the Argent Dawn.
I ain't trying to get killed again,
I just got slain,
I tried to run away but got a buff from Mograine.

I killed all the humans, and when I was done,
I got a pat on the back from the Ashbringer’s son.
If anything I could say that this guy was pissed,
And since he wanted an army, I just had to enlist!

I hearthed back to Acherus about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Lich King 'Yo holmes smell ya later'
I looked at the Plaguelands,
And I knew I was down,
To join my old faction to take on Icecrown.

Still Alive by Kael'Thas:

This was a failure!
I'm making a note here:
"HUGE SCREW UP!!"

It's hard to overstate
my irritation.

My name is Kael'thas:
I look like an elf
because I am.

For the good of all Blood Elves.
I will sell all of our souls.

But there's no sense crying
over every wipe.
You just keep on trying
till you call it a night.
And the raiding gets done.
And you gear everyone,
least the people who are
still alive.

I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now-
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.

And took all my epics.
And killed me again in a 5 man.
Then you took my head away
To get heroic attuned!

Now, these evil demons
make for a futile fight.
And if they are bosses.
You'll be wiping all night!
So I'm glad I'm a boss-
Though you might not give a toss-
'cause I will just respawn
after 5.

Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to farm soon?
Maybe the Lich King?
That was a joke! HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!!

Anyway this job is great!
I doubt I will ever die!

Look at me: still talking
when there's raiding to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you.

You've gotta kill KJ.
But you will wipe every day.
And if you win, he will be
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I keep respawning, and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.

Still alive.

Still al-HURK


Warlock: Dudes, he finally dropped the Phoenix Hatchling!

Cool for Cats:

The Elfadins send signals from the rocks above SP,
The Horde approach the bottleneck with most of their army.
The raid leader is nervous 'cause he's never had to lead,
He doesn't issue orders, and he's new to PvP.
The Horde unleash their forces while the Allies hold the peak.
But a single Tauren druid hides behind the Allies' backs,
He kills the guards and tags the flag and waits for it to cap,
Stealth's cool for cats.


Something else I made once, about a new biography written about Kael'Thas by Doom Lord Kazzak:
Spoiler:

New, from Silvermoon Surplus, an auto-biography from Lord Kael'thas Sunstrider. Here are a few words from Kael on his first book.

"Well, people seemed to be interested in some of the choices I made, so I thought 'Hey Kael, why not write a biography?' That's why I decided to write Merely A Setback, to educate those curious adventurers who wondered why I made an alliance with the demons. I think a lot of people will enjoy it."

Merely A Setback. Available in hard-back at all bookstores around Azeroth.

FOREWORD

I first met Kael'thas when I went through the Dark Portal to rejoin the Burning Legion. He was depressed at this time, having taken over the naaru ships known collectively as the Tempest Keep. I was surprised, one day, when we crossed paths. Though he was the leader of the blood elves, he did not attack me. In fact, he seemed to have accepted the fact that ALL MORTALS WILL PERISH!

We spoke at length, about how we had come to be in Outland. Kael'thas confided to me that he did not feel Illidan was a very trustworthy individual, calling him a 'blind, half-night elf mongrel'. I told him that he should try joining me, as the LEGION WILL CONQUER ALL! Surprisingly, he agreed that all life must be eradicated, and accepted demons into his ranks.

He wrote this record of his life, Merely a Setback, shortly after returning to the Isle of Quel'Danas, to summon the great one, Lord Kil'jaeden, to Azeroth. As you mortals are no doubt in a hurry to read his memoires, what with the inevitable perishing you all must face, I shall close this introduction by passing on the one peice of advice Kael'thas gave me that has stuck by me through the months since we met, and that is; 'In dark times, it is important to keep your head'.

Kirel Narak!
~Doom Lord Kazzak the Supreme

Soeroah


Damn, I'm doing a lot of DDD parodies.

DDD Still Alive parody:

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Master Xehanort
I do what I must,
because I can.
for the good of all of us,
except the ones I’ve possessed.

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake,
I’ll just keep on trying for the Keyblade War’s sake,
when forging gets done
and I’ve used everyone
‘till I finally reach Kingdom Hearts.

I’m not even angry.
I’m being so sincere right now.
even though you found Ansem
and killed him.
and then you killed Xigbar.
and then you killed Isa and Xemnas.
though they died, they all survived, and now we’re coming for you!

Now these thirteen Darkness make up part of the key,
and they’ve all time travelled here
to meet up with me,

So I’m glad they got killed,
and the ‘heroes’ got skilled,
‘cause in the end all the vessels survived.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to plot in peace.
Maybe you’ll find someone else to train you.
Maybe King Mickey?
That was a joke.
Haha. Fat chance.
Anyway, this plan is great,
it’s so delicious and forced.

Look at me still talking,
when there’s using to do.
When I look out there,
I’m sure I’ll soon possess you.
I’ve experiments to run,
there is research to be done
and it all leads to the new X-blade.

If you fight me you’ll forge the X-blade.
And if you run I’ll still forge the X-blade.
The thirteen darks will help forge the X-blade.
The seven lights will help forge the X-blade.
And with the X-blade I’ll reach Kingdom Hearts.
Kingdom hearts.
Kingdom Hearts.

Soeroah


To the theme of 'In the Jungle'.

DDD spoilers.


Spoiler:

With the X-blade,
The mighty X-blade,
I will reach Kingdom Hearts.
With the X-blade,
The ancient X-blade,
I will reach Kingdom Hearts.

With the darkness,
Eternal darkness,
I will reach Kingdom Hearts.
With the darkness,
Immortal darkness,
I will reach Kingdom Hearts

Fight, my order,
My brainwashed order,
I will reach Kingdom Hearts.
Fight my order,
My time-lost order,
I will reach Kingdom Hearts.

Soeroah


To the tune of 'California Girls'.

DDD spoilers:

Spoiler:

Greetings, vessels.
Let's take a journey.

There is a blade,
That existed with Kingdom Hearts.
But, in a war,
It was scattered into twenty parts.
Darkness, and lights too
Dissipating across the worlds.
Seven, and thirteen
Waiting to be reconnected.

You could travel the worlds,
But nothing’s as great
As the Kingdom’s Blade.
Once you battle with us
You will help us forge it
Oooooh oh oooooh

Meet the Xehanorts,
The thirteen Darknesses,
Amber eyes
And black-as-pitch coats.
Recuscant’s sigil,
We’ll follow you to sleep
Oooooh oh oooooh

We’re all Xehanort,
We’re after Kingdom Hearts,
Heartless, whole,
Nobodies and young.
Keyblades represent,
Now give your hearts up
Oooooh oh oooooh

I’m on the beach,
A walking heart so I can time-slip
I wait for a while,
For the Light’s heroes to make their trip.

You could travel the worlds,
But nothing’s as great
As the Kingdom’s Blade.
Once you battle with us
You will help us forge it
Oooooh oh oooooh

Meet the Xehanorts,
The thirteen Darknesses,
Amber eyes
And black-as-pitch coats.
Recuscant’s sigil,
We’ll follow you to sleep
Oooooh oh oooooh

We’re all Xehanort,
We’re after Kingdom Hearts,
Heartless, whole,
Nobodies and young.
Keyblades represent,
Now give your hearts up
Oooooh oh oooooh

Thirteen, strong and ready,
Travelled forth ‘cause it’s getting heady,
Forge the X-blade,
Need seven lights to have it made,
The Princesses,
And all their guardians,
Fight them,
Forge them,
Then I’ve won

The X-blade’s strong,
My plan’s been long,
A few things went wrong,
But okay,
Just delays,
I want the Blade
And all the worlds remade
Destiny
History
Time travel, fix everything

Keyblades,
Start the war,
Seven lights,
Start the war,
Possesses, represses, duresses princesses
X-blade parts,
And Kingdom Hearts,
Youngnort, my vassal,
Go forward and hassle
Bring our vessels here,
‘cause you’re representin’ thirteen of us

Meet the Xehanorts,
The thirteen Darknesses,
Amber eyes
And black-as-pitch cloaks.
Recuscant’s sigil,
We’ll follow you to sleep
Oooooh oh oooooh

We’re all Xehanort,
We’re after Kingdom Hearts,
Heartless, whole,
Nobodies and young.
Keyblades represent,
Now give your hearts up
Oooooh oh oooooh

Thirteen Darknesses, man
I really hope you can all help me reach Kingdom Hearts.

Soeroah


Sonic Adventure Battle 2: Eggman's Theme.

DDD spoilers;


Spoiler:

My story begins with legends and sins,
Knowing the darkness that hides within.
My plan, in part, is to own your heart,
And with it I’ll unlock the mysteries of life.

I am Xehanort, that’s who you fought,
I am Xehanort, and Kingdom Hearts I sought,
I am Xehanort, that’s who you fought,
I am Xehanort, and Kingdom Hearts I sought.

I’m planning my moves,
Wherever I go,
They lead to the fated day.
I’d love to create,
The X-blade you know,
And once I’ve got it nothing can stand in my way

I must exploit all the world’s rules
I will conquer the worlds with you fools
All of my forms have been filled with darkness
I will reach my Kingdom Hearts
I will succeed, and you will see
With the X-blade there’s no stopping me.

I am Xehanort, that’s who you fought,
I am Xehanort, and Kingdom Hearts I sought,
I am Xehanort, that’s who you fought,
I am Xehanort, and Kingdom Hearts I sought.

I am your enemy, I will succeed,
The X-blade, yeah, I must complete.
My aim is darkness, and to merge your hearts,
If you fight me again, you’ll all become parts.

I am Xehanort, that’s who you fought,
I am Xehanort, and Kingdom Hearts I sought,
I am Xehanort, that’s who you fought,
I am Xehanort, and Kingdom Hearts I, hearts I sought.
I am Xehanort...

Soeroah


Moskau paroday, DDD spoilers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA


Spoiler:

X-blade.
Long ago it was formed,
When its component spawned;
True Kingdom Hearts.
X-blade.
During the ancient fight
Against darkness and light,
Split into parts.

The seven lights and thirteen darknesses
Flew ‘cross the worlds and wait to be bound.
Throughout the years, the legend was lost, but
Now the segments are almost all found.

X-blade, X-blade,
Seven light and thirteen dark,
Each becomes a X-blade part,
And will form the blade, hey!
X-blade, X-blade,
This has been my master plan,
Years and decades I have spanned,
All shall be remade, hey!
X-blade, X-blade,
It shall open Kingdom Hearts
Once I’ve obtained all the parts,
At the fated place, hey!
X-blade, X-blade,
Bring forth all the Xehanorts!
Ones unknown and ones you’ve fought,
Throughout time and space, hey!

[Chorus (1:44-2:14)]

X-blade, X-blade,
Centric to all of my schemes,
Nothing has been as it seems,
You have all been fools, hey!
X-blade, X-blade,
Ansem sought a key of hearts,
Xemnas tried the other parts,
Each seeking their tools.

The seven lights and thirteen darknesses
Flew ‘cross the worlds and wait to be bound.
Throughout the years, the legend was lost, but
Now the segments are almost all found.

X-blade, X-blade,
Seven light and thirteen dark,
Each becomes a X-blade part,
And will form the blade, hey!
X-blade, X-blade,
This has been my master plan,
Years and decades I have spanned,
All shall be remade, hey!
X-blade, X-blade,
It shall open Kingdom Hearts
Once I’ve obtained all the parts,
At the fated place, hey!
X-blade, X-blade,
Bring forth all the Xehanorts!
Ones unknown and ones you’ve fought,
Throughout time and space, hey!



Soeroah


Aladdin's "Whole New World", Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance spoilers.

Spoiler:

I can remake the world,
Balancing darkness with light,
Ending all reasons to fight
With the mystical X-Blade.

I can open your heart,
Overflow it with darkness,
My Nobody and Heartless
Will help the new world be made.

The Keyblade War,
That ancient clash from tales of old,
Underneath Kingdom Hearts,
The X-Blade parts,
Dispersed across the cosmos.

The Keyblade War,
I long to re-ignite that clash,
End all the worldly woes,
Destroy my foes,
I will start a new Keyblade War with you.
(I will start a Keyblade War with you)

I’ll possess Sora’s heart.
Damn it, Lea has a Keyblade?
Wait, a new plan has been made,
Maybe I’ll use him instead.

The Keyblade War,
(Don’t you dare run away)
The seven lights and thirteen darks.
(When they clash I’ll get my wish)
I’ve overcome my hate,
And sought my fate,
I can’t go back to how I used to be.

The Keyblade War,
(Every form of myself.)
With a new world to be begun,
(Every heart will be reborn)
And when Youngnort returns,
He’ll aim to learn
Of the Keyblade War I’ll start with you.

The Keyblade War,
(The Keyblade War)
That’s where we’ll meet,
(That’s where we’ll meet)
A dangerous chase,
The fated place,
For destiny.

Soeroah


Did one of Taylor Swift's "You belong with me" in celebration of KH3's announcement.

Spoiler:


You’ve got a Keyblade, your best friend has one too,
He passed Yen Sid’s Mark test, so why didn’t you?
‘Cause I went and trapped you deep in the darkness.
 
I’m waiting here for the war at the fated place.
Thirteen of me, filled up with darkness, through time and space.
Nobodies, whole people, possessed and Heartless.
 
But you fight for Light,
I’m the reverse,
You’ve got your friends,
And I’m way too perverse.
Dreaming of the day when you fight me and find
That you’ve been playing into my hands the whole time.
 
You are one Light,
But you need seven to protect you,
I am thirteen strong,
When we clash you’ll see
We will forge the Key,
We will forge the Key.
 
Travel the worlds with the Darkness in my heart
I can’t help planning how to get all twenty parts
Moving throughout time and saying to myself,
“I’ve got the greatest scheme!”
 
And you’ve got a heart
That can make this whole war end,
I tried to steal it for myself
Lost to all your friends.
You think you’ve won but I know better than that,
If you wanna win, then do better than that.
 
You fight for Light,
I’m the reverse,
You’ve got your friends,
And I’m way too perverse.
Dreaming of the day when you fight me and find
That you’ve been playing into my hands the whole time.
 
You are one Light,
But you need seven to protect you,
I am thirteen strong,
When we clash you’ll see
We will forge the Key,
We will forge the Key.
 
Hiding out through my entire time stream,
All this time how could you not have yet seen,
We will forge the Key,
We will forge the key.


 
Oh, I remember you were thrown out of the Isles,
In the middle of the night.
I’m the one who broke your world,
When you were about to fly.
I know all your whole team’s moves,
I have peered into your dreams,
I have seen inside your heart
And almost ripped it at the seams.
 
You are one Light,
But you need seven to protect you,
I am thirteen strong,
When we clash you’ll see
We will forge the Key,
We will forge the Key.
 
Hiding out through my entire time stream,
All this time how could you not have yet seen,
We will forge the Key,
We will forge the key.
 
We will forge the Key.
 
Have you ever thought just maybe
You were helping me?
 
To forge the true Key.

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