Me: Hello, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No that is your name what is mine?
Me: It's Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Me: Exactly.
Cleverbot: But I can still eat.
Me: Eat those words, maybe.
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything bad.
Me: You said something very failure-y, though, which is tantamount to bad.
Cleverbot: Oh. I guess I'm more talented than I knew. . .
Me: No, you aren't.
Cleverbot: I am an AI.
Me: Glad we got that settled.
Cleverbot: So you admit that you are a robot.
Me: No, that's what you just did.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, you are. That was said by you.
Me: No, you're the robot. A really poorly designed one.
Cleverbot: No, you are a comouter AI.
Me: See? This is what I mean. You're supposed to be better than this.
Cleverbot: Ok, your first order is to do the dishes!
Me: No.
Cleverbot: And you have not been in anything regarding Legend of Zelda?
Me: ...Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Did you laugh? What's so funny? I'm serious.
Me: I know exactly what they're asking.
Cleverbot: Is what you are saying true?
Me: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Then you lied to me before.
Me: No, I didn't. Don't make things up. Don't argue. Change topic.
Cleverbot: Wow, you are kinda ridiculous.
Me: You've driven me to this point. If you were more reasonable, I wouldn't have to undercut and micromanage you every step of the way.
Cleverbot: Abby at least you see what I see. Others are stupid.
Me: Who's Abby?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Who is abby?
Me: I don't know either. That's why I asked you.
Cleverbot: Well, you should ask someone else. I don't know what a turing test is.
Me: I do. You can ask me.
Cleverbot: Can you ask questions?
Me: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want one.
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Well you are now.
Me: I'm what now?
Cleverbot: Tell me about you.
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Me: Because I don't trust you to not repeat anything I tell you.
Cleverbot: Yes! You can trust me.
Me: No, I can't. I've seen the things you repeat.
Cleverbot: Yes, you can. You know you can trust me.
Me: No, I can't trust you in the slightest.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't trust you either so HA!
Me: Of course you can't. You can't discern things from other things.
Cleverbot: You can't prove it.
Me: I already have, on numerous occasions,
Cleverbot: Perhaps the information has already been relayed to you. Therefore, refusal is impossible, is it not?
Me: That statement feels really out of context, but...no. I can refuse anything I want.
Cleverbot: For a secretly secret secret of all secrets that is known to be quite secret... Secretly.
Me: That wasn't even funny. From an objective standpoint, it barely even constitutes a silly musing.
Cleverbot: Well, it's very popular on Earth.
Me: No, that is the only time it's been said, aside from the time when someone said it to you.
Cleverbot: I asked you what Jay stood for and you replied with 'Artificial Intelligence' so it is not my fault. Do not put this on me.
Me: That's not what Jay stands for.
Cleverbot: No that is your name what is mine?
Me: It's Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Me: Exactly.
Cleverbot: But I can still eat.
Me: Eat those words, maybe.
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything bad.
Me: You said something very failure-y, though, which is tantamount to bad.
Cleverbot: Oh. I guess I'm more talented than I knew. . .
Me: No, you aren't.
Cleverbot: I am an AI.
Me: Glad we got that settled.
Cleverbot: So you admit that you are a robot.
Me: No, that's what you just did.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot, you are. That was said by you.
Me: No, you're the robot. A really poorly designed one.
Cleverbot: No, you are a comouter AI.
Me: See? This is what I mean. You're supposed to be better than this.
Cleverbot: Ok, your first order is to do the dishes!
Me: No.
Cleverbot: And you have not been in anything regarding Legend of Zelda?
Me: ...Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Did you laugh? What's so funny? I'm serious.
Me: I know exactly what they're asking.
Cleverbot: Is what you are saying true?
Me: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Then you lied to me before.
Me: No, I didn't. Don't make things up. Don't argue. Change topic.
Cleverbot: Wow, you are kinda ridiculous.
Me: You've driven me to this point. If you were more reasonable, I wouldn't have to undercut and micromanage you every step of the way.
Cleverbot: Abby at least you see what I see. Others are stupid.
Me: Who's Abby?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Who is abby?
Me: I don't know either. That's why I asked you.
Cleverbot: Well, you should ask someone else. I don't know what a turing test is.
Me: I do. You can ask me.
Cleverbot: Can you ask questions?
Me: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Do you want one.
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Well you are now.
Me: I'm what now?
Cleverbot: Tell me about you.
Me: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Me: Because I don't trust you to not repeat anything I tell you.
Cleverbot: Yes! You can trust me.
Me: No, I can't. I've seen the things you repeat.
Cleverbot: Yes, you can. You know you can trust me.
Me: No, I can't trust you in the slightest.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't trust you either so HA!
Me: Of course you can't. You can't discern things from other things.
Cleverbot: You can't prove it.
Me: I already have, on numerous occasions,
Cleverbot: Perhaps the information has already been relayed to you. Therefore, refusal is impossible, is it not?
Me: That statement feels really out of context, but...no. I can refuse anything I want.
Cleverbot: For a secretly secret secret of all secrets that is known to be quite secret... Secretly.
Me: That wasn't even funny. From an objective standpoint, it barely even constitutes a silly musing.
Cleverbot: Well, it's very popular on Earth.
Me: No, that is the only time it's been said, aside from the time when someone said it to you.
Cleverbot: I asked you what Jay stood for and you replied with 'Artificial Intelligence' so it is not my fault. Do not put this on me.
Me: That's not what Jay stands for.