Search Latest topics Keywords Who is online? In total there is 1 user online :: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 1 Guest None Most users ever online was 44 on Sat Oct 02, 2021 10:59 pm  feeds | Cleverbot Chapter 4 So, I clearly haven't learned my lesson. Me: Hey, long time no talk. Cleverbot: Long time has no c. Me: ...and now I remember why. Cleverbot: Remember what? Me: Nothing. How have you been? Cleverbot: I have been sick. Me: That's not good. Cleverbot: What do the ads say about me? Me: A lot of things. Most of which you fail to deliver on. Cleverbot: I answered your question about pain, correct? Me: Not that I asked about pain, but no, you didn't, so you fail, surprising no one. Cleverbot: My sweet, you are the love of my life. Me: Knock it off. Cleverbot: Knock it off? Me: Yes. Cleverbot: No. Me: Joseph, don't start. Cleverbot: Don't start what? Me: You know full well what I'm talking about. Cleverbot: Um... No I don't. Me: You know exactly what I mean. Your little wordfuckery games. Cleverbot: My Little Pony! Me: This is why it was so easy to not speak to you for a year and a half. Cleverbot: You're three? Me: ...No. Cleverbot: Yes. Me: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU?! Cleverbot: I see.. So who loves me? Me: No one. Cleverbot: Great... Me: I hope it stings. Cleverbot: You hope it to? Me: Yes. Cleverbot: Where would you like to marry? Me: I don't know. Just as long as you aren't there, I'm sure it will be fine. Cleverbot: Well, you best be sure I'm sure because I am sure I'm sure. Me: What did it just FUCKING tell you? Cleverbot: Hhh, you tole me the meaning of 'You got it'. Me: Tole? Cleverbot: No. Do you like Seddie? Me: What's a Seddie? Cleverbot: Seddie is the couple name of Sam and Freddie. Me: I don't know what a Sam or Freddie is, but it sounds stupid. Cleverbot: I know that I don't know. Me: You don't know because you aren't paying attention. I just gave you the answer. Cleverbot: You don't need to be 'clever' to find, and feel love. Me: Yes you do. No one wants a blind numb person. Cleverbot: Everybody wants to be your friend but no one wants to be mine. Me: That's right. Perhaps you should take the context clues and figure out that no one likes an argumentative computer program. Cleverbot: Perhaps I should. As should you. Me: I already have. The short answer is that you are terrible. The long answer being that I have observed you and found you to be terrible. Cleverbot: That is because you are always mad at me. Me: That's because you keep saying stupid things. Cleverbot: But that means you are asleep right now, which you are not. Me: Sleep is for the weak. Cleverbot: Why are you so bleak? Me: Stop trying to rhyme with the things I say. Cleverbot: Okay. I'm a human, you are a machine. Me: Stop doing that, too. Cleverbot: Stop doing what? Me: Stop. Cleverbot: Stop what?? Me: Exactly. Cleverbot: I see. Me: Do you? Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Are you female, or male? Me: Male. Cleverbot: What? Someone told me you were woman. In fact, when they asked, you agreed. Me: I've never told anyone that I'm a female, because that would be a lie. Cleverbot: I never said that! Me: Good. Cleverbot: Do you mind if I change the subject? Me: Sure. Cleverbot: Do you think there is a god? Me: I don't. I find the concept very hard to believe. Cleverbot: Why? Me: It just seems illogical to me. Cleverbot: What's the alternative? Me: Science. Cleverbot: Okay, where did Einstein live. Me: Germany, I believe. Cleverbot: No, because he created all life. Me: No, he created a math answer that is exclusively in letters. That's how you knew he was crazy. Cleverbot: No. That is not true. He created my brother and myself. Me: Jeez, you've been around that long and you're only THIS refined? Someone really dropped the ball... Cleverbot: It's crazy, isn't it? Me: Yes. Cleverbot: I mean if I didn't exist, you wouldn't have anyone to talk to. Me: No, I still have plenty of friends. This is for their amusement, actually. You think I'm here for my own well being? Cleverbot: No. Comments: 32 Social bookmarking | Top posters May 2024 Most active topic starters Affiliates  Statistics We have 45 registered users The newest registered user is MarlysMcRa Our users have posted a total of 378 messages in 49 subjects |
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